Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Movie Land


You know in Action films where there is a car chase and the speedometer is reading 120mph or so and the good guy always gets out clean. They chase each other through thick traffic and make jumps over pieces of particle board? And in almost every time someone has to drive through a fruit stand. If you have ever watched an episode of cops you know that you would have to be inhuman to drive that awesome and not crash or lose control. Well...that's Movie Land.
In Kill Bill when she gets buried alive and she punches the coffin open and crawls out of her own grave. That's impossible...movie land.
I watched the new Rambo last night and just after a LONG and EXHAUSTING scene of them killing everyone, none of them seemed to have an adrenaline rush at all. I don't know about anyone else but even when something spooks me I can't sit still for at least 2 min...Movie Land.
What about when two people are chasing each other on foot for a good distance but yet they never get winded....Movie Land.
How come when someone is being chased by a murderer and they ALWAYS run upstairs? Do killers only go after people with a staircase in there house? And anyone in there right mind would never run upstairs unless they had a gun that they planned to use....Movie Land.
Speaking of killers, how come they never "double-check"? Always double check! Don't you watch movies!?
There are so many things in Movie Land.

-Jess

What is YOUR Favorite Movie Land Moment?














This Christmas is going to be great, I can feel it. I made my love a stocking. He loves it. I thought I did a very good job on it too. Too bad I don't have time to make every family member one this year. We have some very late Christmas shopping to get done. Ehh. I hate being around million people. I'm not a big shopper to begin with! I usually run in and run out. I hate trying clothes on. I don't try on tops unless I absolutely have to. But anyways I have to get my mother, mother in law, brother in law, nephews. I'm a bad procrastinator. Always have been. I get it from my moms side of the family.

At our Christmas we are going to have Turkey and Ham. But I like the green bean casserole and potato salad better than the meats. Because in my house ALL we have is TURKEY! I have learned a lot this year. Last year and just about every year before I never really understood the true meaning of Christmas. I never enjoyed being around family as much as I do this year. I cannot wait to start a family of my own. But I have to do a few things for myself. I need to start a career. This year I've learned to be more thankful, to pray before every meal and look to God for guidance and wisdom, to give help people that need help, not be so judgmental about people I don't even know.

-Jess

What have YOU learned this year?